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"Well, I never actually met Dave."
"Then how do you know so much about him?"
"I married his widow."
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A boy and his father are playing with toy cars, the father has
the police car and pretends to pull over the car that the boy
is playing with.
"Do you have a drivers license?" asks the father.
"No," says the boy.
"Are you resisting arrest?" he asks.
The boy hesitates before he says, "No,... I'm not sleepy yet."
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While on a car trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside
restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, the elderly
woman left her glasses on the table, but she didn't miss
them until they were back on the highway. By then, they had
to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to
turn around. The elderly man fussed and complained all the
way back to the restaurant.
When they finally arrived at the restaurant, as the woman got
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