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The Funeral~~~
A woman from New York was getting her affairs in order. She wrote her will and made her final arraignments. As part of these arraignments she met with her rabbi to talk about what type of funeral service she wanted. She
told her rabbi she had two final requests
First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales.
"Bloomingdales!" the rabbi said. "Why Bloomingdales?"
"That way, I know my daughters will visit me at least twice a week."
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Worm
In 1988, a computer "worm" unleashed by a Cornell
University graduate student began replicating wildly,
clogging thousands of computers around the country.
The student, Robert Morris, was later tried, fined and
given probation...
... And that worm grew up to be Bill Gates...
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Physical Exam
A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem. As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed
"I'm so ashamed, Doctor," she said. "I guess I let myself
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