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go."
The physician was checking her eyes and ears. "Don't feel
ashamed, Miss. You don't look that bad."
"Is that what you really think, Doctor?" she asked.
The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
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Giftedness
One woman said of her husband, "He's a man
of rare gifts -- he hasn't given me one in years!"
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A blind man is walking down the street with his Seeing
Eye dog one day.
They come to a busy intersection, and the dog, ignoring the high volume of traffic zooming by on the street, leads the blind man right out into the thick of traffic.
This is followed by the screech of tires and horns blaring as panicked drivers try desperately not to run the pair down.
The blind man and the dog finally reach the safety of the sidewalk on the other side of the street, and the blind man pulls a cookie out of his coat pocket, which he offers, to the dog.
A passerby, having observed the near fatal
incident, can't control his amazement and says to the
blind man, "Why on earth are you rewarding your dog
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